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When I eat, I have to chop up everything on the plate and stir it all together. It devastates my mom. Everyone at the table is like, 'That looks like cat vomit.' And I stir my Coke with a spoon until it's flat.

My wife and I, we don't leave the house; we have dinner at home.

If you start eating with your mouth open - I can't stand it! I was out to dinner with a girl, and she started chomping on her food. You could see everything she was eating. I was like, 'So when do you want to go home?'

What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel?

Being a housewife is not important to me, but I'm never happier than when I come home and shut the door.

I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.

I'm not clean or even vaguely pleasant to be around in a domestic situation.

I will eat disgusting things, but only those with long established culinary traditions.

At home, I never plate. Things go in the middle of the table, and you serve yourself. In the restaurant, every day I plate things, but at home, I want to enjoy my company.