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I have a rule that I won't Google my own name.

I have a name, I have to take advantage of it.

I definitely don't Google my name.

I know my name gets used illegally all the time all over the internet. You know, it is a trademarked name, so it will be something that we always have to deal with. I never needed to change it. It was always fine with me. It is a strange name; that's for sure.

I don't get that much enjoyment out of saying 'I own it.'

I've made up so many stores about my name, I can't remember.

I think it would be impossible if you had a name like mine not to get a little flack for it.

I can't believe that people actually know my first and last name. I think it's really, really, gosh-darn neat.

You know, I Google search my own name because I'm so self-obsessed!