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I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.

Bad boys do get the girls.

I never call them 'guys;' I always call them 'boys.' Maybe it's a superiority complex - my needing to keep them down.

I've often been the guy who doesn't get the girl.

Not getting girls is the story of my life. I have always had a bit of a tough time with the ladies. I don't know whether it's that I don't have game or just don't feel comfortable in my own skin, but females pick up on that.

I can't speak for boys because I'm not one! But I just imagine they think differently.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

When I first knew I was having children, I thought I wanted boys, but then I thought I'd be better with girls. I'm quite sensitive, and you get more cuddles with girls. And they like their dads.