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I figure if you're going to go to class, you might as well make an A.

I'm not really Type A, but A minus.

And of course we are familiar with the English common law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.

Dude, I throw a stick. Come on. I get paid a pretty good salary to throw a stick.

The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.

Obama was elected by the people, and I was glad that barrier was broken down. I did, along with my wife, campaign for him in Ohio because that was a key state. If I had to say does he rate an 'A' or does he rate a 'D,' it would be very difficult. I give him a 'C.'

I'm an intellectual.

I have to admit I was dismayed when I found out 'type A' refers to a category of risk for heart disease - I thought it was just a nickname my mom gave me!

You cannot get an A if you're afraid of getting an F.

Measuring sticks try to rank some people as big and some people as small - but we aren't sizes. We are souls. There are no better people or worse people - there are only God-made souls.