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It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

I find folding laundry very relaxing.

I'm very lazy when it comes to taking care of my underwear. I should hand wash it all, but I can't be bothered. So instead, I keep ruining stuff by putting it in the washing machine.

I'm not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world.

I don't even own a bike.

We are washed both on coming into the world and on going out of it, and we take no pleasure from the first washing nor any profit from the last.

I know how to separate my own laundry.

My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.

We don't do laundry because that requires a lot of water, and water's at a premium up here. Plus, it'd be pretty complicated, I think, to make a space washer, although I guess you could do it. So we generally throw our clothes out. I think I've been wearing this pair of pants for about two months.