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I can't stand the club scene. It's all about impressing people.

The club scene is terrible.

By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.

I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners.

I was never much of a club guy. Even when I was in New York in the early eighties, I never was once in Studio 54. It was too noisy. My version of those years mostly took place at my house.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I don't belong to any clubs, and I dislike club mentality of any kind, even feminism - although I do relate to the purpose and point of feminism. More in the work of older feminists, really, like Germaine Greer.

When you're not part of a club, you have to find another way of surviving.

I don't want to play stinking, beer-ridden clubs. It depresses me even thinking about that. I really hate it when you're finished with a show and you're in your dressing room with that stink of beer and sweaty girls. It brings back an ugly picture for me. I'd hate to have to do that again.