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I was always the slightly fat kid, which used to bother me quite a bit.

I was a little chubby, rosy-cheeked kid.

I was a little bit chubby when I was a kid.

I was fat because my parents were a little fat themselves at that point in their lives, and I ate what they ate.

Even when I was little, I was big.

As a kid, I was super skinny.

I was always handsome under all the fat.

When I was younger I was always big; I was a fat boy at school. I had an early growth spurt, and when I went to secondary school I was tall enough to be a policeman.

I was fat because I lived in the Midwest in the 1970s, and everyone was a little fat then and only getting fatter.

I was born fat and have always been, which was just fine and even healthy and cute until I turned ten or so. Puberty hit like a hurricane and brought a new set of rules. All of a sudden it was my fault I was chubby.