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For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

I'm very fond of piano players.

I'm somebody who plays the piano... sometimes.

And I definitely have an affinity with the piano.

If I had spent a quarter of the time that I spent manipulating my sexuality in front of a piano instead, I would be the most gifted piano player of my lifetime.

I was a piano player. I love piano playing. I just love all music.

I played piano in a covers band, but that didn't especially help with girls. There is never a piano around after the shows. Guys with the guitars were the ones who got lucky.

You'd always see a lady or a little girl sitting at a piano. I decided I wanted to play something more unexpected, so that's when I got interested in learning to play the guitar.

I know girls like musicians!