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You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance.

Am I a fool? I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled.

Nothing fools you better than the lie you tell yourself.

I didn't like the idea of being foolish, but I learned pretty soon that it was essential to fail and be foolish.

You've got to learn to accept the fool in you as well as the part that's got it goin' on.

I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had.

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.

A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool.

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.