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I'm a family guy. I want to be home with my family, want to spend as much time with my family as I can.

It's one thing to reject the idea that it's a man's job to bring home all the bacon; it's another the 500th time your wife reaches for the check at dinner.

You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.

I want to spend more time with my family.

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

I do quite a bit of traveling. But sometimes I just want to stay at home!

I'm a vegetarian, but my family isn't. If I can keep everything in my house healthy, I don't have to worry as much when I eat out.

The point of being at home is to be with my family as much as possible.

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.