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I'd make a terrible practitioner of any religion in any formal setting.

When I gave my life to the Lord, I thought I'd be a preacher.

I don't appreciate a preacher who commits adultery and then goes out and blames me.

I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist.

If I wasn't an actor, I think I would be a pastor.

Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.

I am not a preacher; I'm a reacher.

I don't like to consider myself a normal preacher. When you look at religious people, they're the ones who hung Christ from the cross. I look at myself as a man carrying a message of hope.

You scratch a preacher a little bit, and you'll get an actor.

To be a preacher requires two apparently contradictory qualities: confidence and humility.