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I've twice accidentally stolen something, and both times I went back and paid for them when I realized I had done it.

I am the world's laziest shopper, but very rarely have I had to take anything back.

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

Anyway, I lived on the streets and did pretty good until I got caught stealing, what was it? I kicked in a restaurant window, went in and took all the food that I wanted, and while coming out I was grabbed.

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

I had to steal to survive.

I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.