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I would love to be president. I just concluded I was not the best person to carry forward the Republican torch.

If I am a Republican shill, wouldn't you think I am the least amount of a threat to the president?

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

I created my own party. It's called the Sloth and Indolence Party, and I'm running as an anarchist candidate in the best sense of that word. I've studied the presidency carefully.

I'm very much engaged in the political battles. But I'm doing it as a supporter of Republicans... rather than as an active candidate.

I think the comments about me being a shill for leadership are beyond the pale.

I'm a Republican. I may go into politics myself.

I'd be honored to be playing a Republican, although I'm not.