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I have four of the most incredible children. And I have five grandchildren.

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

So I have four daughters, about ten granddaughters, and five grandsons.

Now that I'm a grandfather myself, I realize that the best thing about having grandkids is that you get the kid for the best part of the ride - kind of like owning a car for only the first 10,000 miles. You can have your grandchildren for a couple of days and then turn them back over to the parents.

I have two grandchildren.

I'd love to have four or five kids.

I do have the most marvelous husband, children, and grandchildren.

With every year that passes, I get further away from my target audience, and while I've been happy to think of myself as a father figure to these kids, I'd be a little distressed to be thought of as a grandfather figure.