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I love drag queens... they perform me better than I ever could myself.

I've seen some very beautiful drag queens.

I feel like I'm a drag queen.

I'm slightly obsessed with drag queens and performers. Their quips and their one-liners, their style, their singing... I find it fascinating. And thoroughly entertaining. I'd love to play one.

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

Drag shows are one of my favorite things in the world. As a straight man I love going to gay bars. People at gay bars just love to dance.

I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.

I love wearing drag.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.