I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
From Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
You can't make a souffle rise twice.
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