Bill Burr

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Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

Rich people never go to war. You ask a college kid to go to war, and he's like, 'Umm, I'm taking this sociology class, and I think war is, like, really stupid, and my roommate's, like, half Afghani, so it's going to cause some static.'

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The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it.

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When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.

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I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don't have clinical, but I've definitely had my bouts with it.

From Bill Burr