It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
From Billy Connolly
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.
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