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I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years... and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

From Billy Crystal

I was always looking for something else to do most of the time, until I got into the acting program. Then, I really found myself.

From Billy Crystal

I really could've been a good student, but I was always hearing an imaginary audience.

From Billy Crystal

We're seeing this disintegration of the family movie into these blockbuster things that kids should not be exposed to with explosions, carnage and violence.

From Billy Crystal

I have to admit, I was a little bit of a misfit.

From Billy Crystal

My Aunt Sheila was terrifying! She would put a napkin in her mouth and say, 'You've got something on your face, dear. Let me just scratch that off your face. Let me sand your cheek.'

From Billy Crystal

Our professor was Marty Scorsese. Marty was a graduate student, or Mr. Scorsese, which is what I had to call him, and still do when I see him 'cause he gave me a C.

From Billy Crystal