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I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

I'm not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I'm good at it.

You know, I've never thought of myself as a comedian.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I don't think of myself as a comedian.

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.