I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
From Brian Celio
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
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