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I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

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