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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Charles M. Schulz