For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.
From Charlie Sheen
Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.
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