People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
From David Letterman
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
There is no off position on the genius switch.
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
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