If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.
From David Letterman
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
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