The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
From Don Marquis
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
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