Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
From Karl Pilkington
I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes?
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.'
People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this.
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.
I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.
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