A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
From Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
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