Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
From Earl Wilson
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
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