Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
From Finley Peter Dunne
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
There are no friends at cards or world politics.
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