You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
From Flip Wilson
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
Funny is an attitude.
It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
The devil made me do it.
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