The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
From Flip Wilson
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
It's later than it's ever been.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
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