Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
From Fred Allen
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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