Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
From Helen Rowland
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
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