One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
From James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
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