I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
From Jay Mohr
True Yankees are born, not made.
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.
But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.
I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.
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