If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
From Jimmy Durante
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
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