I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
From Joe E. Lewis
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
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