You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
From Joe E. Lewis
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
I drink to forget I drink.
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