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Imagine how asleep or utterly unperceptive and clueless you would have to be not to see yourself as absurd for the most part.

Nothing you do particularly matters. But I'm not sure that's a great excuse for doing it poorly.

I love to watch good actors who surprise and amuse me.

Theater is so ephemeral, and I love that.

I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years.

I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have sex.

I don't care what other people think. I don't think it matters.

I'd hate to see any film I'm involved in fail, especially artistically but also business-wise.

I always liked clothes; since I was very, very young, I was interested. I studied costume as part of my theatre education.

I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.

John Malkovich