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You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

Johnny Knoxville