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I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.

What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.

I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy.

Jon Heder