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I don't just want to be successful I want to have fun.

Debbie Gibson and dog food. I've always dreamed of this.

I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some.

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

You have to do anything you can think of that gets you excited.

Be relentless and then you'll break through.

I've known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It's not about talent, it's relentless drive.

This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.

Julie Brown