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My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and fragile and impressionable - and someone else's! As much as I hate borrowing stuff, that is how much I hate holding other people's babies. It's too much responsibility.

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I'm always surprised when I get recognized.

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I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.

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I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would love to go mainstream, but my comedy is too edgy. It's always too dirty. It's always too filthy. I'm dying to sell out. But I love doing comedy, I love touring, and I think I would do everything for free.

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Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

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Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.

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I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.

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I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it.

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It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians.

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People are really terrified of me. I don't know why, I'm very nice, but people are very intimidated by me.

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