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A person who learns to juggle six balls will be more skilled than the person who never tries to juggle more than three.

Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal.

Have you ever noticed that when you must struggle to hear something, you close your eyes?

Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term.

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?

I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about the opposite sex or have other emotional problems.

Know how weather, especially humidity, can affect the movement of doors and windows.

Know the difference between principles based on right or wrong vs. principles based on personal gain, and consider the basis of your own principles.

Learn at least two classic ballroom dances, at least one of them Latin.

Although spoken English doesn't obey the rules of written language, a person who doesn't know the rules thoroughly is at a great disadvantage.

Marilyn vos Savant