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As far as celebrity, people don't stop me on the street and know who I am. It's more like, 'Doesn't she remind you of so-and-so's ex-girlfriend?' It's always somebody's ex-girlfriend. Somebody ex-girlfriend who's 'crazy.'

From Michaela Watkins

Maybe women get to a certain age and they no longer have a filter; they're considered crazy people or something.

From Michaela Watkins

'SNL' was a dream come true for me. It was a fantastic year. I don't have any regrets.

From Michaela Watkins

I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible.

From Michaela Watkins

I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely.

From Michaela Watkins

I realize I love crazy ladies. Of course I don't like to think of myself as one, but maybe I am, too. I dunno. I'm always drawn to them; I think it's because I'm attracted to people who aren't in the business of people-pleasing: saying what they really think, not passive-aggressive at all.

From Michaela Watkins

When I got 'Trophy Wife', the first fear is, 'This could go away;' the second is, 'It's here and I love it; I hope it gets a second season.'

From Michaela Watkins

I do like to play people I wouldn't want to spend five minutes in a room with.

From Michaela Watkins

You know how when you're alone with your cat, your cat is kind of silly and goofy and kind of crazy? And as soon as people come over, your cat is like someone you've never met before? You know, poised. That's sort of what it's like working with Jennifer Lopez.

From Michaela Watkins

What's fun now is that I have a show at USA that I co-wrote called 'Benched.' I'm completely behind the scenes and not the actor at all.

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