I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.
From Mo Rocca
Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out.
Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.
If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world.
I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.
It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
I am a kamikaze gadfly.
I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.
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