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My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

From Richard Lewis

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

From Richard Lewis

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

From Richard Lewis

When I started out, I struggled, and I was broke a lot. But I'm glad I struggled, and I'm glad I was broke a lot.

From Richard Lewis

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

From Richard Lewis

If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because there is zero guarantee that you'll get anywhere. The hardest thing is dealing with business people who have nothing to do with your art. They could care less that you're up at 4:30 in the morning writing a joke. Don't expect any sympathy from anybody.

From Richard Lewis