I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
From Robert Benchley
The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.
I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.
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